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Taurus, born in 1775. I’m like 300 and something, but I’m still alive.

I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid, you prob’ly think I’m only playing but, I did. My daddies were a two headed freak show, Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella. Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board and I was born the next day… oops, wrong bio.